Sunday, November 22, 2009

So I figure, rather than send hundreds of emails about my trips, I'll try blogging and see how that goes. I leave in two weeks for Mozambique, South Africa and Swaziland and I'm extremely excited. I'm not daunted at ALL by personal stories of hijacked tour buses, elephant attacks, rampaging hippos and the enthusiasm of my friends to launch a ransom fund. I DO however regret making the said ransom-fund-friends the beneficiaries of my will ...

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  1. DEAR FIONA AS THE COLLECTING MANAGER OF YOUR RANSOM FUND I WISH YOU A SAFE VOYAGE AND GOOD ADVENTURES.
    WATCH OUT FOR THE SNAKES, HIPPOS, CROCS, RANDOM NATIVES, SCORPIONS, JELLY FISH, SPIDERS, LARGE SPIDERS ETC ETC

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  2. Oh did I forget to mention the tigers, lions, pumas, cheetas, baboons, vultures, rangas, elk, deer, mammoths or as the french would say "mamouth", chimpanzees, dormant volcanoes, hyenas, gazelles, zebras, giraffes etc etc
    Did you know the stripes on a zebras legs are horizontal but on the body they are vertical, and are they black with white stripes or white with black stripes????? Things to ponder

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  3. Zebras are black with white stripes, the white ones with black stripes are fakes, probably from china....

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